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Countdown to Finals Week: Four days. Last exit before insanity.
1) Silly rabbit, menial, soul-destroying jobs are for illegal immigrants!
2) Find lactating mother, have her put "special" milk for coffee in office fridge.
3) Germaphobe? What did Angela Merkel ever do to you? Seriously, though, wash hands, shut up.
4) "Hey, unhinged bro, are you Dexter in disguise?" Can't end well.
If the H1N1 doesn't get you, the nutty ax murderer will!
Oh, man, I don't know. Not that I steal food, but, if I did, you can bet that breast milk would NOT be a deterrent. ;-)
ReplyDeleteGood grief Fox, what have you got against breast milk? Some guys find it pretty alluring.... and of course babies love it!
ReplyDeleteAnd it also builds up your immune system, so you don't have to worry about those little invisible beasties beating you up....
Nothing against it, I just don't want to think of drinking the breast milk of any woman other than maybe the mother of my children, out of idle curiosity...
ReplyDeleteAlthough I did once squick out a bunch of girls by suggesting that we make cheese out of it.
Ok, so I posted this in MonsterDog's post on the Fray, and he sent me a link that was supposed to explain the joke. This joke is why is breast milk considered so completely disgusting? The "explanation" didn't actually explain anything about this disgust; it assumes you already know it's disgusting.
ReplyDeleteBut I don't. I don't mean drinking it FROM the breast. I mean, no, you don't want to drink an infant's only food source, but if you accidentally did, WHY is that so GROSS? Cow's milk: Unless you don't like it, it's not considered gross by society. But milk from a woman? I don't understand why a cow's udders are cleaner? more moral? than a woman's breast. Because while men have fetishized them to the extent that I as a woman can't walk around topless in public while men can because my chest is bigger & has an important biological purpose, breasts aren't actually sexual organs. HELP!