Thursday, December 17, 2009

TL;DR Prudence (12/17): Answers in 15 words or fewer.

Source material?  You bet your ass.

But if someone's climbin' down your chimney, better load your gun and shoot to kill:

1) Like Prudie said; Third World conditions are not First World parental aspirations! Eat shit, freaks.

2) Moral of the story: Blood thicker than water, but who wants shower of blood?

3) He thinks he's a Tiger; fact is, he's just a lowdown snake. Find better friends.

4) This will not end well, no matter how enlightened you are. Religion will torpedo parenting.

Enough with the Tiger Woods jokes already, Prudie. They're SO last week.

1 comment:

  1. ...but baby poo on the car seat is soooooo cute and it makes for such a lovely scent when stuck in a traffic jam for a couple of hours....