Source material courtesy of Slate's Dear Prudence here. 
Santa: When it absolutely, positively has to get there overnight...on Christmas.
1) Tell her, "Only one who can do that is Santa.  You still believe, baby-brain?"
2) Man-hating Prudie strikes again.  What denomination, "Church of Seventh Commandment Heresy"?  Not OK!
3) Send card back: "Our Christmas Wish is for Rogue Teabaggers in Malebolge."
4) Only thing better would be bomb-in-a-box.  What a shrew.
Only 366 more days until Christmas 2010.  Let the shopping season begin!
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