Friday, December 25, 2009

TL;DR Prudence (12/24): Answers in 15 words or fewer.

Source material courtesy of Slate's Dear Prudence here.

Santa: When it absolutely, positively has to get there overnight...on Christmas.

1) Tell her, "Only one who can do that is Santa. You still believe, baby-brain?"

2) Man-hating Prudie strikes again. What denomination, "Church of Seventh Commandment Heresy"? Not OK!

3) Send card back: "Our Christmas Wish is for Rogue Teabaggers in Malebolge."

4) Only thing better would be bomb-in-a-box. What a shrew.

Only 366 more days until Christmas 2010. Let the shopping season begin!

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