Thursday, December 31, 2009

TL;DR Prudence (12/31): Answers in 15 words or fewer.

Source material from the Internet Advice Lady here.

These days I'm wakin' up at 1300. So you get to wait:

1) "She doesn't think I'll be happy there." Manipulative sabotage much? Screw the bitch.

2) I lost my dad at nine. Defused awkward sympathy moments with sick jokes. Try it!

3) Gift horse + mouth = avert your fucking eyes. You don't have monopoly on caring!

4) No wonder you're single! Likely no man can stand your single-mom bitch whining. Slut.

Prudie theory holds "referential humor works best." Does it work for shitstorms?

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