It's at Slate. You know the drill by now.
Year Two of the Great Brevity Experiment Begins...Now.
1) Gives new meaning to "C'mon, boy, get a hold of yourself!"
2) Channel your inner Jeff Ross. Roast the old coot over the coals.
3) Unless first teacher is teaching "I Wanna Learn a Love Song", just switch already!
4) You might have valid point. Free for dinner? No, wait...I don't date nitpicky shrews.
Oh, if only I could write LW2's eulogy speech...