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Chris Hansen says "Have a seat right there, please".
1) Vibrators can't knock you up. They'll still love you in the morning. You go, girl!
2) You want live ammo. He might shoot blanks. You've a right to know before marriage.
3) Some things you can forgive. Attempted homicide? Not on the list. Let it go.
4) Unemployment is HOW HIGH and that slug still has a job? Business people are idiots.
I remain astounded at the empty-headed vapid nature of my fellow business majors.