Source material from the Internet Advice Lady and her football-obsessed husband here.
It's a Lee Family Reunion! Ug, Home, Ghast, Gnar, Fug...they're all here!
1) The Internet is your friend. By the time they see you, they already like you.
2) What are you, a hostage? Hold your own gathering, to hell with in-laws.
3) Time to blow the whistle---you know too much, would now be accomplice to fraud.
4) Random dead guy...or Phillies? Your husband's got his priorities straight.Meeting with academic advisor tomorrow---will I be allowed 24 credits next semester? Stay tuned...