Thursday, November 12, 2009

TL;DR Prudence (11/12): Answers in 15 words or fewer.

Source material from the Internet Advice Lady and her football-obsessed husband here.

It's a Lee Family Reunion! Ug, Home, Ghast, Gnar, Fug...they're all here!

1) The Internet is your friend. By the time they see you, they already like you.

2) What are you, a hostage? Hold your own gathering, to hell with in-laws.

3) Time to blow the whistle---you know too much, would now be accomplice to fraud.

4) Random dead guy...or Phillies? Your husband's got his priorities straight.

Meeting with academic advisor tomorrow---will I be allowed 24 credits next semester? Stay tuned...


  1. 1) I've met some of the nicest people on the internet. So states their restraining order.

    2) Sis is burned out. Time for newlywed to man up and cook the bird herself.

    3) She's only an accomplice if she works the books. Back the f*ck away from it.

    4) She's nurse by profession. Does she need a moment with Dr. Phil after each save?

    Here's hoping you get off the bus. Best of luck with your academic advisor tomorrow.

  2. The fewer the credits, the more postings... so...