Source material from the Internet Advice Lady here.
Because F-bombs shouldn't be dropped on civilian targets:
1) Really? Not cheating, just brother's old fuck? I'll steal Messy's line. SHADDAP! You sniveling worm.
2) Are they having a sale on bones at Closet Mart? Go fuck LW1.
3) He's better man than I just for not having killed himself. I pray for him.
4) Fuck yeah, he should speak up! Idiot manager DESERVES to be fired!
There are some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's Mystery Ship Radio.
(and yes, I know I missed last week's blog post. So sue me.)