Source material at Slate, just like always.
New name, same great taste:
1) Cheating? Not unless you fuck 'em. Enjoy the free show!
2) Said Franklin: "Three can keep a secret if two are dead." Keep it zipped, chatterbox.
3) This is safe territory for "it goes or I go" ultimatum. What were you thinking?!
4) Until you said you were married, I would've said "career opportunities..." Now? Ignore creep.
News going up on cpabyforty.blogspot.com later today about the "radio" part. Stay tuned.