Na na na, gonna have a good time (hey hey hey!)
1) Who gives a flying crap who you fucked? No STD? No problem!
2) Chris Rock: "If your kid calls his grandma mama and mom Pam, that ain't right!"
3) Dad really traded down, didn't he? Lesson to boys: Don't marry dumb sluts.
4) $140? What's a Glock and a bullet cost for Bridezilla's just deserts?Four-thousand word midterm yesterday. Sixty-word column today. Phew.