Thursday, March 11, 2010

TL;DR Prudence (3/11): Answers in 15 words or fewer.

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1) Allah is punishing you.  Blow yourself up, preferably outside a populated area.

2) You are a sharp one.  Engagement expectations reveal woman's character.  Dump her.  NOW.

3) You're not good enough.  Don't like taking shit from me?  Good.  See pattern developing.

4) Repeat after me: "Eat it, suckers!" Then send resume to Variety!

Spring Break!  Woohoo!  Time to get...cold sober and caught up on work.  Crap.