I suppose you want source material? Damn kids today want everything handed to 'em.
Gettin' sold secondhand, that's how it goes playin' in a band:
Home Game for the Patriots: Dress up like Frank N. Furter, sing "Sweet Transvestite" at their wedding.
Das Schlafzimmer: Dress up like Trekkie Monster, sing "The Internet is for Porn" before girlfriend gets home.
Redneck Country: Dress up like Sam and Dave, sing "I Thank You" for kids.
Killing Floor, NC: Dress up like Elton John, sing "The Bitch is Back" when Grandma comes over.
Columbus, 1492: Dress up like Lemon Demon, sing "Word Disassociation" for would-be author.
Go Phillies!: Dress up like Britney, sing "Oops, I Did It Again" while fucking his brother.
Dallas: Dress up like Weird Al, sing "One More Minute" for soon-to-be ex.
Horndog: Dress up like Trent Reznor, sing "Closer", feel him from the inside.
Shrinking Violet: Dress up like Scott Weiland, sing "Creep." Half the man I used to be...
Baker's Dozen: Dress up like Spice Girls, sing "If You Wanna Be My Lover" for his friends.
Havoc in Hotlanta: Dress up like Ray Davies, sing "Lola". Walk like a woman, talk like a man.
'Cuse Me While I Kiss the Sky: Dress like Animaniacs, sing "Katie Kaboom" theme ditty for nutty mother-in-law.
Die Hinterland: Dress up like Pink Floyd, sing "The Wall, part 2." Leave them kids alone!
Elder Scrolls V, Please: Dress up like Nirvana, sing "I Hate Myself And Want to Die" for Eeyore boss.
Chicago: Dress up like Bill Haley, sing "See You Later, Alligator" for newly unemployed.
Bethesda Jr.: Dress up like Chili Peppers, sing "Breaking the Girl". Or Rickroll him.
Capital Wasteland: Dress up like Harry Nilsson, sing "All By Myself". Married life kicks ass.
Gettin' had, gettin' took, I tell ya folks, it's harder than it looks.
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